1.) My boyfriend is a celebrity.
2.) My boyfriend is Scottish.
3.) My boyfriend is HOT.
4.) I'm a wizard.
5.) My cats dance with me (they resist because they love me).
6.) I name inanimate objects in my room. (i.e. : Purple Blanket, Daggard the Magical Leaf Gnome, Mr. Quills.)
7.) My mom is the most amazing person alive: (if you haven't already gathered from my facebook statuses)
"Isn't our mailman cool looking?!?!" - Mother
"You like his dreads, don't you mom?"
"I DO!!! I find dread locks fascinating."
"Mom, you're so white."
"I know."
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"I.. uh.... err.... damn it, I had something really intelligent and significant to say, and now I lost it." -Mother
8.) I'm in a gang.
9.) My friends write me erotic stories about my boyfriend and I.
10.) My brother is in a band... and they're actually pretty good.
11.) I once sent one of my ex-crushes a facebook message saying: "I used to like you... now I just think you're an ass." No shame, baby, NO SHAME!!
12.) I have a Britney Spears impression.
13.) I know all the lyrics to "We Belong Together".
14.) I have hips like Shakira.
15.) I'm Ms. Switek's favorite student.
16.) I'm going to ride a baby whale to Prague.
17.) My driver's ed instructor looked EXACTLY like Jane Fonda.
18.) It takes a lot for me to feel awkward.
19.) I have a high tolerance for many things.
20.) I've been called an "eyebrow guru."
21.) Two of my best friends are red-heads.... if that's not an achievement, WHAT IS?!?!?!
22.) My friends are cooler than yours.
23.) I played World of Warcraft for over three years.
24.) I have all three LOTR books, all three movies, all three extended-versions of the movie, had the action figures, played the miniatures game, played the computer game, played the video game, seen two symphony performances of it's score, can play "Concerning Hobbits" on the violin if provided with the sheet music, know all the actor's names, and have even been to the real castle in France which Tolkien based Minas- Tirith on. Need I say more? >:)
25.) I have a Godiva Rewards card.
26.) I have a Swirl card.
27.) I can indentify mystery flavors of jelly beans, and in unknown ingredients in other food.
28.) I have shiny dress shoes, which allow me to slide on marble floors.
28.) I take hideous pictures. Heidi Klum envies me.
29.) I write a kick ass blog! *snort, giggle, snort*
30.) I know my bra-size at Victoria's Secret.
Your faithful blogster, Jacob.