2.) Thou shalt not imply that Jacob's boyfriend is imaginary, or thou will face beheading.
3.) Thou shall heed thine elders, and Daggard, the magical leaf gnome.
4.) Thou shalt not pretend to be a ballerina, for that is degrading to us true ballerinas.
5.) Thou shall pluck one's brows, for it is the duty of all to ward off the possession of the Unibrow.
6.) Thou shall not speak of GPAs in polite company.
7.) Thou shall seize every opportunity to quote 'Lord of the Rings.
'8.) Thou shall transcribe thine's current language to this pompous form.
9.) Thou shall make ugly faces, and thou shall like it.
10.) Thou shalt not mock, belittle, or disobey these commandments, and thou shalt whisper them to thy self each night, thereby bettering the world.
Your faithful blogster, Jacob.
