Where did all the exciting people go?

MEH.

Your faithful blogster, Jacob.

Seduction Thwarted

   I had to wait until after 3:30 to avoid being captured by a police officer at Starbucks for "skipping school." So it's time to leave, and it suddenly occurs to me, I have no money. I search around in my usual spots where I find loose change.... and nothing (my father must have discovered I was the culprit in the case of the missing change, and hid the remander of it). Luckily, I spot an ancient plastic purple piggy bank that has been around since I was a baby. I let out a cry of victory! ... but I screeched too soon. The purple piggy bank was sealed. So I get scissors and went to town. After disecting at least 28 quaters out of it, I set out.
   My mission was clear: Find my Starbucks Man. Seduce him. Have him take me to Prague..... there was just one small snag, he wasn't working at the Starbucks today. I'm begining to fear he no longer works for the Corporate Coffee Monster. WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY LIFE?!?!??!!?!?!
   Homework, obviously. Why else would I have so much of it? The universe must be trying to tell me something, "Stick it out, Jacob. Work hard, and soon enough you'll be in Prague with James Mcavoy cooking for you, as you stare at your Oscar on the nightstand." Obviously.

Your faithful blogster, Jacob.