Above the Influence (of Franco)

    Word on the street is James Franco may come to school to help with the creative writing program.... if he does, I shall not shake his hand. I WON'T I TELL YOU!!!! Even if he extends it too me, and the only remotely civil thing to do is take it.... I WILL RESIST! Say no to the Franco. He is a greasy, awful little man.
ANNE HATHAWAY FOR LIFE!

The Cry of a Lonely Child

    I want truffles. Truffles upon truffles, upon TRUFFLES! I would marry a truffle... I mean they are cute, their insides taste like caramel. SO much better than humans.
   I am currently obsessed with the score of 'Jane Eyre', it's phenonmenal, and the man who plays Mr. Rochester, Michael Fassbender. Two beautiful things.

  Still awaiting Prague.....

Thank you sole follower, whoever you may be.

The Age of the Eyebrow and the Purple Blanket

   Due to the world's actions (as stated below), I have decided that my purple blanket and I (who made cameos on facebook when I was grounded during Spring Break) will take over the world. We will demand everyone wear Elizabethan wigs and play the harp, because that's how we role.
   Also, like in Jerusalem, there will be a siren that is sounded twice a day, and no matter what you're doing, you must stop and Shakira dance for the minimum of 2 minutes. Along with these new laws, olives and unibrows will be banned, and all James Franco movies, burned.
   The new capital of the world shall be shifted to Prague, where purple blanket and I will make all executive decisions regarding the world. Barbra Streisand will be employed as my personal jester to sing for me on demand. There will also be international holidays of pure dancing. All day, all night.

So start sucking up. Bring us truffles, or be executed.

Thank you sole follower, whoever you may be.

The Bitchy Post

I don't like people. They are mean. This is why I want to go to Prague... a new start with a new lover. (James Mcavoy). People are just nasty and vindictive and have egos bigger than my nose. I much prefer my own company than that of the cruel world.
Thank you sole follower, whoever you may be.

To Starbucks? Or not to Starbucks?

   So there is a highly attractive employee at my neighborhood Starbucks. (he actually went to HSPVA as vocal student, don't fear, I am not stalking him, he told me this). I am going to seduce him. Not quite sure how... but I am. There is a tiny snag... I think he likes Isabel. Everytime we go, he always smiles or looks at her. It's very upsetting. But today everything will change. >:)

I Have Superb Taste in People

   Tonight made me realize I have great friends. They are smart, witty, funny, and just all around amazing. They make me smile and squeal with joy. I hope your friends are as cool as mine.
And as a side note.... today I watched 'The Reader' and it was stunning, one of the most emotionally and intellectually stimulating movies I have ever seen... .. that is all, it's a short one tonight, but don't fear solitary follower, tomorrow is sunday (a.k.a. that awkward day of the weekend where you can't go out because school is the next day, but don't have anything to do) so that means many random blog posts.

Thank you sole follower, whoever you may be.

The Birth of a Blogster

   I have made a blog for one reason.... I like myself. More specifically, I like talking about myself. And what better place to do it than on a blog? After all, isn't the whole point of a blog yourself? I mean you have to be pretty self absorbed to make a blog, and luckily, I am.
  Before I continue, I would like to thank Natasha for telling me about this website, and probably being my only follower for the rest of my life. I'm going to have lots of fun with this, trust me.
  Let me see... what did I do today? Or maybe I should begin with saying what DIDN'T I do today? I got to gossip with my favorite teacher, Ms. Switek, about Lily Allen and Prague. (Beeteedubs, Prague is my dream home, and I am obsessed with going there one day, and this will most likely not be the only post in which Prague is mentioned.) I had a fabulous lunch outside, and it was such a beautiful day. Then after a good hour of sleeping through the notes in my geography class, we got to go outside and "work" on our homework. I then proceeded to rehearsals. (Let me just say that a rehearsal on a friday is a cruel and evil trick of nature, and should be outlawed forever.) But it was actually a lot of fun since we just ran from technical queue to technical queue and were allowed to royally fuck up our lines and act like fools. (well... at least I think we were allowed to... I can't be quite sure.) Then I went home, interpretive danced, felt fat, changed into a baggy shirt, then created this blog. Exciting friday, wouldn't you say so? :) I hereby decree myself a blogster.

Thank you sole follower, whoever you may be.